The Common Sense Free Speech Commandments
We really did not want it to come to this but unfortunately the left have left us no choice but to enforce ‘The Common Sense Free Speech Commandments’.
I’m a fierce defender of the First Amendment. In fact, I support the right to free speech just as much as JD Vance.
The left-wing is becoming increasingly radical. However, people who cheer on the terroristic death cult that is the Democratic Party are quick to point out that right-wing terrorism has caused over six times more murders than left-wing terrorism since 1975 - but forget about the frequency or the body count. What matters is the reason.
As Trump said on Fox News in the wake of Charlie Kirk’s death:
The radicals on the right oftentimes are radical because they don’t want to see crime… The radicals on the left are the problem.
And he is correct!
Right-wingers terrorize because they are patriots. Left-wingers terrorize because they’ve been radicalized to hate white Christian men by drag queens reading children’s stories in libraries.
This surge in violence is terrifying to us white men who’ve had a target on our back for as long as we can remember. That’s why I’ve drafted a letter to all libs outlining The Common Sense Free Speech Commandments.
The Common Sense Free Speech Commandments
Dear Liberals,
We really did not want it to come to this but unfortunately you have left us no choice but to enforce ‘The Common Sense Free Speech Commandments’. Your condemnation of people who refuse to accept others based on gender, race or religion has gone too far!
We are not racist just because we celebrate the widespread expulsion of immigrants to random third-world countries without due process.
We are not gay just because we secretly gorge on transgender porn.
We are certainly not fascists just because we support the suppression of free speech, the demonization of ‘other’ citizens and the dismantling of democracy - to be ruled by Dear Leader!
The commandments are as follows:
1. Thou shalt not criticize Israel
This is America! You can rag on the U.S. or any of its states all you want but we do not tolerate any criticism of Israel in this country - get that straight! Just because CNN tells you we shouldn’t blindly support Israel in committing genocide - doesn’t make it true. You need to wake up - you are brainwashed by the media! Israel is our friend!
If Israel wasn’t our friend, then why the hell else would we…
send them $3 billion in military aid every year?
fight their wars?
help their pedophiles evade arrest for attempting to lure American children out for sex?
Seriously, the anti-Israel slander is getting out of hand. Thankfully Marco Rubio is working on a policy so we can revoke the passports of any of you pro-Hamas Reddit leftists who are too far down the Gazawood rabbit hole and don’t understand that it’s time to get in line!
2. Thou shall mourn Charlie Kirk
All of you violence-thirsty liberal lunatics will mourn Charlie Kirk and you will mourn him good - or else you and your family will suffer the emotional and physical retribution you deserve.
Ways to mourn Charlie:
Acknowledge that he was a moderate who loved to take part in good-faith debate and hear all sides of a story and advance civil society.
Acknowledge that he NEVER wished harm on anybody, EVER.
Acknowledge that he was the good guy and was only ever looking out for YOU.
Ways NOT to mourn Charlie:
DO NOT call Charlie a fascist, or a racist or insinuate anything negative about Charlie whatsoever.
DO NOT repeat direct quotes from Charlie.
DO NOT under any circumstances insinuate that trans people are not responsible for Charlie’s death just because the lone shooter was not trans!
And by the way, this doesn’t just apply to you personally - if your wife is not mourning Charlie sufficiently, we will come for you too! It’s just like Charlie said - maybe it’s time you leftie losers man up and make sure you wife submits to her husband.
3. Thou shalt not mock Trump
Sorry shitlibs, your days of mocking our fearless leader are over. I don’t want to hear any jokes about…
his natural orange hue
his masculine physique
his rock solid marriage to the most elegant first lady in the history of the state, who never banged Epstein
his addiction to Diet Coke
his tendency to fall asleep at meetings of world leaders
his winning golfing strategy
his gunshot wound that fully recovered in two days without so much as a scar
Or anything else remotely negative about our commader-in-chief. It’s all off limits!
You have taken it too far! Anything negative about Trump is now dangerous! As a matter of national security - no citizen, pundit or even comedian is to make jokes at Trump’s expense.
As our savior said last week:
“When 97 percent of the stories are bad about a person, it's no longer free speech.”
Which definitely makes sense.
And by the way! If you see Dear Leader in a restaurant - you better bow down and kiss his feet and DO NOT STARE DIRECTLY AT HIS ANKLES!
Protesting our loyal public servant while he’s trying to enjoy a nice meal to go along with his bucket of Diet Coke - ILLEGAL!
How is any healthy society supposed to function when ordinary citizens can voice their opinions to the highest figure of public service in a civil setting? RICO for any of you protestors - 20 years minimum, you’re dangerous!
Thou shall obey
This serves as your final warning to obey! If you continue to further divide this country then prepare for severe physical and emotional consequences for you and your family. We will come door to door to rip your hatred-filled hearts from your unathletic chests - right in front of your fucking children - you violence-loving, civil war-initiating pieces of shit!
WHY ARE YOU MAKING US DO THIS?? WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE!!
Mask Off
The article is concluded. In the ‘Mask Off’ section I drop the satire and give a quick summary of my thoughts on the matter.
For this “Mask Off”, I’m just going to discuss the topic of Jimmy Kimmel’s firing as I believe it really sums up the current attack on freedom of speech.
This episode shows how brazen this administration. It really highlights how unhinged and overly-confident (I really hope the confidence is not justified anyway) this administration is also. If Carr hadn’t been so public with this, it would’ve happened behind closed doors and the defence of a ‘business decision’ would’ve been plausible - however, he didn’t and it showed the world exactly how they operate - not that they’ve been very subtle in the past. However, this threat seems to be hitting the public sphere differently.
Disney’s complete capitulation is very disappointing - Tim Miller from the Bulwark had a good video on this: The Worst Senator You Know Just Made A Great Point. This administration has not actually been effective in any of their threats against big corporations or politicians and has only been effective against entities that have completely backed down in the face of a bully, before any fight has even started. Some pushback will go a long way and I do believe the administration is on a lot more shaky ground that it tries to portray.
This story has brought some heartening moments too, like Tucker Carlson’s scathing rebuke on Trump even more surprizingly; Ted Cruz’s.
Jon Stewart’s The Daily Show performance absolutely lived up to expectations. I know Jon will keep up the fight and I do believe he is untouchable at the moment, and a great thorn in Trump’s side. If Jon gets axed - that will be truly shocking.
Even though I don’t like Andrew Schulz - I generally don’t think he’s funny, but I do appreciate that he names Trump directly in his criticisms which have become increasingly frequent. That being said, I really think an ‘I was wrong about Trump’ speech is very overdue, due to the staunch support he showed Trump through the campaign built on likes; which it seems like Schulz has now realized. That being said, I believe credit where credit is due and I do think his monologue summarized the situation well.
At the Cope Corner, one of our goals is to reach people who feel exhausted and/or overburdened by the intensity of this completely unhinged administration; which has led them to ‘check-out’ of politics. We want to reach them in a lighter way while they recuperate before getting politically active again. If you know anybody like this - please do recommend the sub.